Or, as in Peep Show, ‘Tickety boo’.

What kind of machine never lies?

Fax machine

Or you could knit one and it would cost a small fraction of that. Etsy business incoming.

You’ve been in the shower several hours too long or there’s a gas leak or something.

I have a herniated disc and bunched nerves, so not much.

I’m in the UK too and I definitely see plenty of moths still. Not as many as summer, but there’s plenty of moths more suited to colder weather.

I’m a big fan of vinegar. You could pickle all kinds of awful foodstuffs and I’ll eat them.

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The shit smearers.

Cucumber, because fuck cucumber.

With the caveat that if it’s small and you pickle it, I’m down.

Besides that, and I can’t express this more clearly, FUCK CUCUMBER. Infects everything it touches, permeates the air, tastes like old water, smells like… Foetid moss or watery algae.

I gather the hatred some people like me carry for pukecumber has a genetic root.

I thought it was from a song first, then the viral tiktok. Either way, it’s inane brainrot.

Edit: Apologies - https://share.google/S4Wf2S27d5KAgzp99

Do you shit in the toilet or the garden?

He irks Republicans, which is good.

This is the correct affirmation of his answer.

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I don’t know Pokémon at all, so I don’t know which column is their real name and which is the German (presuming that’s what I’m looking at).

Rapey Andy