Don’t let them get your Goatse.

Exactly

Right, but that’s less funny.

I think I’ll start pointing it out.

Just go to sleep when you start chirping like my smoke alarm.

Easy.

I was happy once. It was awful, and I forgot to clap.

The Herd - Unpredictable has some English, but it also has a few other languages and it keeps getting faster. I enjoy it a lot.

Makes one wonder what they were doing in that shower.

Reminds me of the Salt and Pepper Diner story from John Mulaney.

Different in the way of it not happening, because I cannot.

“I love you… get off me, you heat-demon.”

My porcelain pal and me!

Challenge accepted.

And this thinking will lead some to feel worth more dead than alive, and that is very sad.

Couldn’t be!

Who, me!?

“Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.

Deal, and from your screenshot, I just learned that you can track votes too!

I’m learning so much today.

Aww. I like red, but I get it.

Time to start misbehaving!

I’m using Voyager, and I thought “we have that?”

Turns out you have to turn the feature on in the settings.

Thanks for the heads-up, person who is getting tagged.

We’re entertainment dragons.

We sleep upon the amassed collection of potential future fun in every unplayed game.

Once you try the game, you may realize that you don’t even like it.

Rookie move.

Willow for the NES has some songs that will still randomly take over the ol’ jukebox of the brain to this day.