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Zealotte@lemmy.zipOPto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Nobody ever seems to point out when they make a right-side-up cake.
3·1 个月前Right, but that’s less funny.
I think I’ll start pointing it out.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Humans on average get 2 hours of battery life for every hour they charge
15·1 个月前Just go to sleep when you start chirping like my smoke alarm.
Easy.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•The lyrics to "if you're happy and you know it" imply you can be happy and not know it
12·2 个月前I was happy once. It was awful, and I forgot to clap.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•do you know any good non-english rap you’d recommend?
2·2 个月前The Herd - Unpredictable has some English, but it also has a few other languages and it keeps getting faster. I enjoy it a lot.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Since men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<
6·2 个月前Makes one wonder what they were doing in that shower.
Reminds me of the Salt and Pepper Diner story from John Mulaney.
Different in the way of it not happening, because I cannot.
“I love you… get off me, you heat-demon.”
My porcelain pal and me!
Challenge accepted.
And this thinking will lead some to feel worth more dead than alive, and that is very sad.
“Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Boost for Lemmy@lemmy.world•This is like 90% of the reason why I use boostEnglish
6·2 个月前Deal, and from your screenshot, I just learned that you can track votes too!
I’m learning so much today.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Boost for Lemmy@lemmy.world•This is like 90% of the reason why I use boostEnglish
3·2 个月前Aww. I like red, but I get it.
Time to start misbehaving!
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Boost for Lemmy@lemmy.world•This is like 90% of the reason why I use boostEnglish
13·2 个月前I’m using Voyager, and I thought “we have that?”
Turns out you have to turn the feature on in the settings.
Thanks for the heads-up, person who is getting tagged.

Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Patient Gamers@sh.itjust.works•Steam winter sale is live. What patient games are you picking up?
5·3 个月前We’re entertainment dragons.
We sleep upon the amassed collection of potential future fun in every unplayed game.
Once you try the game, you may realize that you don’t even like it.
Rookie move.
Zealotte@lemmy.zipto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What mediocre game, show, or movie has an incredible soundtrack?
4·3 个月前Willow for the NES has some songs that will still randomly take over the ol’ jukebox of the brain to this day.



Don’t let them get your Goatse.