“Hello, Operator? Pass me through to #4, please.”

I always find real life examples when my students come to me with math/physics questions.

Trigonometry, thermal expansion, leverage, functions, fractions; “let’s go downstairs to the machine shop, and I’ll show you”.

I wish, that I could tell younger me about why fractions are important to learn.

Don’t think the little asshole would listen…

We send our kids to an organization where they should be sure that nobody is leaking things, and that’s why we’re probing it,” he added.

All they want, is people who don’t tattle about gang-rape… Is that too much to ask?!

“Stop that, you could get hurt!”

“Ugh, just be on my side for once!”

Floridaman - who’s responsible for all the weird shit.

This is the worst movie in the Marvel universe…

The first part is just a kid being exited for a game.

Second part is him using shirt as a filter for the aerosol can so he could get high of the gas.

Third part, because of being high and having problems at home, he then released some energy by damaging school property.

I tried one by accident once. If it’s normal to just use caramel flavor, it’s fucking disgusting.

I diluted the espresso with some water for her

But that is what an americano is? An espresso is supposed to be about 30ml.

There is no more coffee, but there is…

yawn

Kids love asparagus.

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process.

Actively trying to avoid looking gay, is fucking gay.

Trade (or technical) school.

I teach what would be translated as Industrial Technician, but is really just a machinist. They learn manual lathe and milling, measuring, ISO standards, ISO programming on CNC, 3D printing, CAD, CAM, CMM and a lot more.

I have them for 20 weeks in the beginning of their education. The educatiuon takes 4 years in total, including time at their apprenticeship and at the school.

The students can have a contract for an apprenticeship before they join the class, which means they get paid more than if they don’t have a contract. They get paid to study in any case.

attendance. If they’re not there when I call their name, I have to note it to their employer (apprenticeship) online. If they text me, I know they’re going to be in class shortly.

I give my private number to all my students, so they can text me if they’re late for class. As long as it’s not often, there’s no problem.

Only one of MANY people have tried to prank call me, and he forgot to hide his number… And I could recognize his voice.

mission to build a Christian AI

But AI is already fucking stupid?

That’s nothing, in Scandinavia it’s “there is fire in things”.

“A Weird Symptom”

“Aliens With Shutguns”