You must log in or # to comment.
How am I supposed to turn my enemies into toads through exercise? 🤷♂️
Exercise has an aesthetic problem. I don’t like the stupid looking, uncomfortable clothes ; the insane shoes people wear ; the aggressively masculine ambiance of it all.
I wish we had more places for sports that are solemn, that respect the magical aspect of the literal transformation at work, and that bring you closer to nature and the world instead of boxing you in with noisy machines.
White magic is poetry. Black magic is anything that works.
- Victor Anderson
At first
Muscle hypertrophy is literally tearing apart your muscle so they can repaire themselves and become larger and stronger. It’s a constant process and you WILL suffer all the way through it.
And yes, like black magic you need to do it carefully so you don’t damage yourself permanently.
Now I want a pentagram in the gym. And candles of course.
Candles in the Gym is my indie acoustic retro vegan jam band.
Blood magic.
Thats actually kind of a thing. Ask a fighter pilot or astronaut.
They use their blood and the sacrifices of others to summon demons from the fade?
No. Well, maybe but I’ve never heard of it.
Oh :(
Black magic isnt as sweaty, and have you ever tried to find goth resistance bands?
One of my workout shirts says “Satan’s gym: train like a demon” and I feel it’s appropriate
