slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comexternal-linkmessage-square144linkfedilinkarrow-up1584arrow-down16
arrow-up1578arrow-down1external-linkDog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Policeabcnews.go.comslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square144linkfedilink
minus-squareQwel@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·4 days agoLooking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.
minus-squareInfinite@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·4 days agoSimilar words: coddled is treated carefully, cobbled is poorly constructed.
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 days agoHey! I will have you know, mine also involves copious amounts of knives, duct tape, and drywall joint compound.
minus-squarePoik@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoCan confirm. My anti intruder body pillow is a little uncomfortable sometimes.
Looking at the news I would guess American houses are buit mostly out of loaded firerarms coddled together by zipties. And oversized fridges.
Similar words: coddled is treated carefully, cobbled is poorly constructed.
And those fridges show ads now
Hey! I will have you know, mine also involves copious amounts of knives, duct tape, and drywall joint compound.
Can confirm. My anti intruder body pillow is a little uncomfortable sometimes.