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minus-squarexylogx@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·1 month agoYour car has rolled into a ravine and is now on fire. Roll a save against car insurance bankrupcy.
minus-squareJoshuaFalken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoIf that’s a one, what’s a twenty get me?
minus-squareSteve@communick.newslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-21 month agoThe other driver goes into cardiac arrest as you approach. Do you want to perform CPR, call an ambulance, rob them, or get back in your car and drive away?
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoBard: I TRY TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoI roll a 1. They send the wahmbulance
Your car has rolled into a ravine and is now on fire. Roll a save against car insurance bankrupcy.
If that’s a one, what’s a twenty get me?
The other driver goes into cardiac arrest as you approach.
Do you want to perform CPR, call an ambulance, rob them, or get back in your car and drive away?
Bard: I TRY TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON.
Call the ambulance!
I roll a 1. They send the wahmbulance