Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft
Gallows and a buttplug
Nice
I have adhd. This is mean.
What’s your current hyperfix?
I’m thinking about trying to start a drywall company 😂.
Ah. Super neich, risky, AND expensive. The trifecta.
A cat and a… cat.
Yep. Except I’m a dude.
So is she.
We are all dudes on this blessed day.
If you live in California for more than a few weeks you quickly learn that “dude” has as much meaning and gender as 6-7.
She is dude. The meme is dude. The cats are dudes. Her clothes are dudes. Her shoes are dudes. Her expression is dude. Falling and breaking her hip is dude.
So yes, we are all dude.
Dude is all.
Always.
Yup, dude is only size conscious. All things are just dudes, little dudes, or big dudes.
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A laptop and an… uhhh… a laptop and a… fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.
A MacBook in the left hand, a Microsoft Surface in the right.
Fine, but when I introduce your figure to the rest of G.I. Joe, you’re teaching them how to run Linux on both.
This is me.
God im the most boring, terminally online person ever.
A bottle and a martini glass.
Cheers!
We could be friends! I come with a bottle of bourbon and a guitar.
Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians
My strap-on and a vape
Many things “strap-on” these days…
Care to elaborate?
Also… many things can “vape”
Care to elaborate?
Wow, you’re so special
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A pillow and a blanket
Lame… you need drugs
Melatonin.
Best answer in this thread 😴
bucket and a rope
“Uh…um…LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN’…”
Do what now?
Lemme ask you something…
I’m still here, I’m just real depressed
Be kind to yourself, I’ve been having an awful week and not looking after myself well, i had a tantrum at work, I really needed a snack
I’ve been distracting myself with a book, and podcasts, thats helped a lot too
Thanks, man. I bought myself some cheese so I can get on for a while.
A steam deck and a toilet.
No toilet paper? That deck is going to see some shit
Bidet😌
That’s not one of the two things haha
Some toilets have a built-in bidet.
I ran out of toilet paper a very very long time ago my friend. I live alone. I’m sure I’ll figure it out after this next run.
No need for toilet paper when you have bidet.
Don’t do it! Hemorrhoids aren’t worth it! No screens on the toilet! Break the habit! Trust me!
Posted from my phone while on the toilet because habits die hard. 😭
My two cats.
Though to them, I am the accessory.
Depression and debt
Two tacos
a coffee and a second coffee
