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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years ago

Why don't zombies eat kids dressed as ghosts?

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Why don't zombies eat kids dressed as ghosts?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years ago

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Because they taste like sheet!

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Comedians taste funny too.
sillypuddy@mander.xyz
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Cannibals say clowns taste funny.
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Aw sheet
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  The sheet has really hit the fan

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