Anakin-Marc Zaeger

“If you break your legs, it is hard to cook orangutan.” - Adolf Hitler

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Films shot on the 65mm IMAX cameras would probably make good 8K content

So there’s still hope that they might release The Last Buffalo in 8k 3D sometime in the future? Got it. :)

I’m all for an AI tax to offset the jobs replaced, with that tax going towards providing a universal basic income to those displaced workers, for life. Maybe then AI will actually be useful for something.

I work as a slot technician. One of our jobs is moving slot machines with hand trucks. When setting them down, one typically counterbalances the weight of the machine with their body. I wanna get catapulted across the casino floor, fly through the air while screaming like Goofy, and hit the wall leaving a silhouette-shaped hole.

Thankfully, the only injury I should sustain is little coins going around my head.

Fuck kidnapping him. Just mussolini the fucking mango already.

Mussolini comes to mind…

Cletus, the slack jawed yokel?

This must be why Data can’t use contractions. Except in those episodes where he apparently can.

Just wait 'til Trump sets his eyes on Colombia and Panama. There’s a reason he’s unilaterally renamed that gulf…

Preferred by the same people who think that trans individuals using their own preferred names are committing a literal crime

Somehow, that sounds more Christ-like than what these so-called Christians are preaching these days.

Sounds almost like a satanic cult…

offer refugee status to Europeans who oppose migration

Wouldn’t a “refugee” who “opposes migration” be called a “hypocrite”?

ISPs’ complaint[ed] that listing every fee they created would be too difficult.

Here. If it means that fees become transparent and my rates go down, let me submit some free pseudo code into the public domain.

class User {
  Charge[] charges;
  addCharge(Charge inData)

  listCharges() {
    foreach c in charges {
      print c.desc + ": " + c.amt
    }
  }  

  listChargeDescs() {
    foreach c in charges {
      print c.desc
    }
  }
}  

class Transaction {
  const String desc;
  const int amt;  // Transaction amount in millicent accounting units`  
}

class TOS {
  listUserFees(User inUser) {
    print inUser.listChargeDescs();
  }
}

Now, it has been a quarter of a century since I got my BS in Telecommunications Management from DeVry University (a degree which only became useful to me after I got my job as a casino slot technician), and I only code at a hobbyist level, but if this code I wrote in about 5 minutes can completely revolutionize ISP billing and help them with transparency, you’re welcome.

Though somehow, I’m guessing that this is a solution to a problem that they know they have, but willfully refuse to solve…

Fuck, and here I thought AGS progressive controllers were bad. Remote desktop into the controller using a commonly known username and password to get a “salt”, “hash code”, “iterations”, “password length”, and “server name”. Enter all that onto a website that has to be logged in to, all to get a generated password which is used to remote desktop desktop into the same progressive controller under a different account. Password changes every 24 hours. Oh, and did I mention that this is typically done on an active casino floor? Good times.

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This one sums up humanity quite well these days: “Ah, arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you!” - Londo Mollari

They don’t call him Mango Mussolini for nuffin…

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