-Drill/driver with a decent set of drill bits -set of screwdrivers -pipe wrench -adjustable wrenches -hammer and rubber mallet -at least a couple flashlights -plunger and drain snake -extension cord -tape measure -pliers -ladder and step stool -multimeter -good scissors/shears -snow shovel, snowblower, and ice melt -extra lightbulbs and batteries

Go to whatever the Canadian version of harbor freight is and they probably have a home owners tool kit that’ll have most of the hand tools you need. You can cheap out on most stuff to start out and if you use it enough to break it or wear it out buy a better one.

Also not specifically stuff to buy but knowing where the electrical and water shut offs are and having a well labeled breaker box.

Any machine is a killing machine if you use it improperly enough.

Their cars are trash anyways so you’re better off.

What’s the only reason the pyramids are still in Egypt? They’re too big to fit in the British museum.

At least the current vw CEO isn’t openly a Nazi and they make good cars; unlike muskrat and his swasticars.

He lacks the depth or warmth to be called a cunt.

To the surprise of no one who played it. What a dumpster fire.

It’s a week about sharks on Discovery channel.

You don’t seem to be getting anything positive out of interacting with your family, if you’re not financially dependent on them I would cut bait and live my best life. The text from your aunt is such passive aggressive bullshit, on her naughty list? Fuck outta here.

Need to keep feeding bodies to that war machine.

How can anyone support him? He’s normalizing their shitty behavior and they love him for it.

Probably because it’s hot garbage and people can play call of duty instead.

Was the other person hanging upside down in a red and blue spandex costume?

Does it turn the milk orange?

It took me 2 solid hours to find a work around to get my parent’s speaker working again. Thanks Sonos!

I’m picturing a pack of elementary aged kids armed with crowbars derailing a full on Amtrak train.

What kind of battery life does it get? One of the mains draws for sticking with Fitbit for me was only having to charge once a week or so.

He would be stringy and flavorless.

I’m tragically white so I’ve never sunbathed, but I very rarely need sunscreen on my legs at all.