

And he will continue to do nothing.
Electoralism is a joke


And he will continue to do nothing.
Electoralism is a joke


I have more respect for people who pay for porn than people who pay for anime


Has Half life 3 come out yet?


I’ve been daily driving Ubuntu for at least 16 years. I miss when Ubuntu had Windows style Start Menus and barely functional entertainment software.
I don’t care about specific distros, I chose Ubuntu because I liek purple


Limeys taking Ls like usual
I use it, and I like it. As a casual computer user, it suits every need.
It also feels a lot more stable thanks to being maintained by a professional corporation, rather than some neckbeard in a basement.
Yyyup, that’s the smile of a woman who wears bats as necklaces.


Pendejo Time.
Jake and Thomas are two guys with fucked up pasts, just shooting the shit and improvising.
The only podcast that scratches the cumtown itch.
My favourite bit:
Speak for yourself. My JO crystal is so supercharged I can levitate up to 6 cm from the ground and yell louder than a police siren.
I have won several fights by blinding my opponent with the flash of the JO crystal as I crank my hog with one hand and swing my crystal with the other.
My seed has become so powerful, I’m banned from donating semen in 17 countries, including Papua New Guinea and the Pharoe Island.
I have channeled the unholy energies from my magnetic wristbands and wooden bracelets to erect a dark labyrinth to contain me so I won’t accidentally break reality apart when I crank my hawg too hard.
Do not underestimate the power of crystals.
Just saying, I’ve never had a virus with Temple OS.
Mpreg Sonic The Hedgehog and The Simpsons cockvore.
Putting Hamster Exploder Operator on my CV.
Huh, TIL I can smell ants too.
I used to live in a basement that had regular cycles of ant infestations. I would know they had returned, because the room had started to smell a certain way. Kind of like, damp slightly sweaty skin, but also kind of woody?
Every time I smelt it, I’d always find fresh ant eggs along the wall in the room.
But how many balls does it have?
What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?
Ever heard of a dino with cancer?
If it glows, it goes. (Up my ass)


I’m currently using revanced to browse YouTube on my phone. No ads and it automatically skips over promotional parts in videos.
And some will blast your brain into the 4th dimension and make you almost enjoy Tool albums.


I never wash my rice
i use the high power water setting on my shower head as a bidet
i throw rocks behind me to distract people so i can adjust my balls while they’re not looking
Lmao
The EU as an organisation is 100% detached from any working class political will. It is entirely beholden to business interests and maintaining bourgeoisie rule through surveillance, overregulation and racial animosity towards anyone who’s not white western European. Especially towards slavs and East Europeans who are basically second class citizens used for ultra cheap manual labor.
The EU has absolutely no progressive power beyond the usual shiny, white washed aesthetics of neoliberalism.