I guess I haven’t used a flashlight recently

This is pumpkin old spice

I stole one of my brothers friends.

Just cause you have the immune system of a sickly Victorian child, doesn’t mean the rest of us do.

Cause you ain’t sharing

Hey we found the murder weapon

Mormons are anti coffee

He would definitely be eating an apple

Oh wow. Rare to see such an objectively wrong opinion

Good thing it’s not a raven

Just trying to get rid of their trash.

A reverse Three little pigs. Where the pigs (cops) are the bad guys, and the wolf is just a pot head

For some reason i thought it was already done

Age 12

Doraemon would whoop mewtwo

Isn’t rhubarb poisonous before cooking

Who said America would be on the allied side?

Just because they are on the same side doesn’t necessarily make them allies. The enemy of my enemy is my friend…for now

The Neo Axis powers: China, Russia and Isreal