So god pulled out and came on her belly?🤔

Dude looks like he has a huge growth on his neck.

Home dude has his nose buried and holding on for dear life.

Yes. He’s a hardcore Christian Bible thumper. Like, over the top. Fuck that guy.

Well, Bitcoin is down about 25% from it’s high a couple months ago so there’s that.

This guy has since been released from jail, and I believe the charges were dropped. I hope he sues the SHIT out of the sheriff and others who kept him in jail for over a month.

At first, I thought the house was a bearded white dude wearing a red beanie.

Janet Mills is running as well, even though she’s about 127 yrs old, she would still be an improvement over Collins.

I read somewhere that when engineers are designing home heating/ cooling systems, they factor in the number of humans in a home as 100 watts each. I think dogs are 50 watts.

• no one

Almost as much as a Brazilian.

My " birthday" is 4/20/1969. Giggity.

I really like ground news. I have the cheap plan, like $10/yr. Worth it.

Gen X here, don’t do us dirty like that. Too soon.

Yea. The Onion has been out-satired by reality lately, I’ll give you that.

Too many people dont recognize satire.

• no one

Nobody else did it, so I did it.

https://lemmyverse.link/lemmy.world/post/29748869

Thats the look right before getting swatted with murder mittens

Isn’t the plural form of rebar, rebar?