I knew it! I’m surrounded by assholes! .
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KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!

Marshmallow s’more

It’s not that hard. Just go to any Fidelity, Charles Schwab, etc. and pay for a professionally managed account. They charge 1-1.5% or so on your balance for the year so it’s in their best interest to make you as much money as possible so they get paid.

That’s her only fan too

MMF trios are easier to manage.

Ah yes, 'round here we call that 3 the hardway

That was the plan and that’s where they were going just before Gandalf fell to his (presumed) death with that Balrog. They were on their way to the land of the eagles. And it’s why, just before Gandalf fell, he said “fly you fools”.

Read that somewhere on here or reddit.

Ok do me do me…my turn!

Me: Mexican dude

The last 6 women I’ve dated:

• Mexican
• Japanese
• White
• Cambodian
• Chinese
• Vietnamese (married to her)

We have 3 such drawers, one in the kitchen, one in a common area and one in the laundry room.

Jimmy G, ex patriots, 49ers, raiders QB

And then they’ll kill him while waiting for a trial.

Not bad for a little furball

One death is a tragedy, 16m deaths is a statistic.

(V) (:,:) (V)

ba da ba ba ba, she ain’t loving it

The article said they play it in the emergency exit stairwells. Odds are you aren’t going to be in that emergency exit long enough to go insane.

You mean those who work in the emergency exit stairwells?

Some of the remixes are real bangers. Like the one where they do the Finger Family song and mix in the baby shark song chef’s kiss 😘🤌

Shawty had them blackened-out teeth (teeth)
Tooths with the fur (with the fur)
The whole clinic was looking at her
She hit the fluor (she hit the fluor)
Next thing you know
Shawty’s teeth got glow, glow, glow, glow, glow, glow, glow

Artist: Fluo Rida
Song: Glow

Edit: formatting

Should have went with Adolf Olivernipples

Waitaminute…since when can tariffs eat my face??