I only wear high heals so my carbon foot print is smaller.

Good sarcasm is when you hit around 50/50. You are at 17/30 right now, so maybe you overbaked it.

Correlation is not causality. Does it not make sense that people who are ill are more likely to take vitamins than healthy people?

not at all. I don’t even know how old I am most of the time. I have to do math every time I need to know.

Social democrats, you vote for the socialism you get the democrat.

Is anyone gonna tell them f35s don’t come with Radar anymore?

Tlayuda. I’ve never seen it outside of Oaxaca.

(to be read in the voice of Nelson Muntz) HA-ha!

They’ll divest for talking to a pedo but not for being actively involved in genocide? Like 10s of thousands of dead Gazan kids vs dozens or hundreds abused by JE? and do you really the IDF isn’t doing everything he did to kids?

Feels like they are virtue signaling.

I can smell ants (but they aren’t disgusting just sour) and cilantro is delicious.

So they don’t want a British company to sell machines to a Armenian company despite the company involved saying they don’t sell things to Russia. They are considering cutting off a company because the founders used to work for a company that now sells things to Russia. For all we know they might have even quit because they didn’t want to their labor to support the war.

The UN estimates around 15,000 non-combatants have been killed in 4 years of war in Ukraine. Gaza which had a population roughly 1/80th ukriane’s at teh begining of their wars, has confirmed 73,000 non combatants killed in 2.5 years and tens of thousands more are estimated to be buried under the rubble. but British spy planes fly reconnaissance missions for isis-rael free of charge and Britain jails its own citizens who protest against the genocide.

These people’s priorities are so twisted.

I got a job already… from your mom.

They aren’t “bad” they are irrational. The type of self identified centrists I seem to meet think all people including nazis deserve to have their ideas heard and responded to rationally. They believe in the “market place of ideas” but there is no rational response to irrational arguments. Expecting rational dialog to come from irrational ideology is irrational.
Its fucking stupid to think the center is the correct position when the extremes are “Everyone deserves fair treatment regardless of ethnicity, sex, age, how rich their parents are, etc.” and “everyone who is different to me should be a slave or dead.”

Its a good joke but you really think I could go Professional? Its no playing the piano with my penis but I’m not shooting for president or anything.

There’s a drone on Mars! the Martians should declare war on putin!

This is a very funny joke.

I’m pretty sure military contractors have to explain themselves to senators and congresspeople

the pentagon hasn’t passed an audit in its entire history.

if toxic waste leaks out of a “secure” facility.

like nuclear waste

But who critiques the critic’s critics?

Because western media is so reliable./s

The word “capture” is a shibboleth. Maduro was not a combatant, they were not at war, he is not a criminal. He was not captured he was Kidnapped.

The guardian is also repeating the “12,000+ dead in Iran” line.

If he were talking about Ukraine, Xinjiang, or white South Africans I’d agree.