Are you maybe confusing Canada with France? Justin Trudeau is 53 and Sophie Grégoire Trudeau is 50. Macron on the other hand married his teacher.

What I initially thought was “damn, someone does not know how to use this meme format at all.”

If you throw yourself at the ground and miss, you’re flying.

Even if you’re not, who’s buying weed imported all the way from Asia? The farthest my weed comes from is BC, and that but rarely.

And you get cancer

Well that’s a travesty

That’s a good question. I guess it might depend on circumstances. A surprise day off before like a long weekend would be pretty cool even if I’ve already made plans I would think, but then I like to stress out and over prep for trips and such. Extra PTO certainly helps when planning ahead tho. A situation like “hey, here’s an extra day for the next long weekend/xmas/whatever” a couple weeks ahead of time might balance being a surprise and allow planning ahead?

To be honest I’ve never thought this through this far before. No employer has never actually asked what I’d prefer and no one looks for thought out solutions when complaining to friends or online.

This. My social battery drains like a sieve and I find work related social events especially draining. Give me a bonus and day off instead and I’ll be singing your praises.

I’m pretty sure cats have just always been cats.

I’m also curious about this

A) totally fucked

B) pretty fucked, but if the wildlife doesn’t get me I might stand a chance

C) gonna be a learning curve but should be good to go really

I remember a constable coming to class with one of these and commenting that I had excellent veins should I ever do IV drugs. They 100% set us up to fail.

Yeah really. I read that as “got featured in the magazine known for doing cover shoots of frauds.” Weird flex.

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Leopards_Eating_People's_Faces_Party

Bars on the windows and a nice big hedgerow out front. Extra security, and occasional package deliveries are obscured from the street to deter porch pirates.