Donate your kid today
Emerald (she/her)
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That’s what a spray can and molotow is for
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts
1·16 days agoIt’s just the truth, water washes away lubrication. I would be interested to know how thats different for uncircumcised individuals though.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•People that have face/butt labeled towels must do a terrible job washing their butts
1·16 days agoNo, why would it be? Water is the anti-lubricant
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Can confirm this is trueEnglish
5·24 days agoSilicone has some bend to it. Wood doesn’t. With silicone I can easily scrape the sides of mixing bowls and such.
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Can confirm this is trueEnglish
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Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Can confirm this is trueEnglish
3·24 days agoI do have a favorite series of spatulas. I won’t mention the company cause I don’t want to advertise but they are excellent silicone spatulas. I have 3 of them, each different shapes and sizes (and colors :3). Ah it so excellent
should’ve had following distance.
Emerald (she/her)@lemmy.worldto
memes@lemmy.world•Congrats on living long enough to complain about it
51·29 days agoExactly. Back in my day we culled people with lead and asbestos. Nowadays any old random can stay alive and the world is crumbling!!! /s
The thing is… we do have space travel.
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•Getting stuck in traffic is great (within reason)English
1·1 month agoYou’d rather kill a baby than sit in traffic? Cancelled!
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•Getting stuck in traffic is great (within reason)English
3·1 month agoI live in a small midwest suburb so people are generally pretty chill. There is the occasional person who passes on the shoulder but nothing major
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World News@lemmy.world•Online porn showing choking to be made illegal, government saysEnglish
1·2 months agoEhh. I don’t think its fair to assume that. It could just be “pro censorship arguments out of concern for others”
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World News@lemmy.world•Online porn showing choking to be made illegal, government saysEnglish
3·2 months agoFistbumps should be prohibited in media too. Literally punching each other!!!
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Technology@lemmy.world•US Government Urges Total Ban of Our Most Popular Wi-Fi RouterEnglish
31·2 months agoFennec (mobile Firefox clone)
It’s not a Firefox clone, it is Firefox.
How about you try getting a male and female pet and do a little study on how small the intervals in between litters really are.
Or just spay and neuter
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memes@lemmy.world•Thou shalt not alter thy body? I don't remember that one
5·2 months agoDeuteronomy more like Neuteronomy
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Technology@lemmy.world•Why It's OK to Block Ads (2015)English
7·4 months agoI do not understand how anyone uses mobile apps with ads. thats just so dystopian to me








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