Basically, don’t fuck with the sun. It’s got hands. And a beak.
the Romans knew the sun as Sol Invictus, or “The Unconquerable Sun”. Ever hear the story about the man who conquered the sun?
Me either
Local trans woman and the goddamn heiress of Rome
pronouns are she/him/
Basically, don’t fuck with the sun. It’s got hands. And a beak.
the Romans knew the sun as Sol Invictus, or “The Unconquerable Sun”. Ever hear the story about the man who conquered the sun?
Me either
fair but also 
use one of your 20 wishes to wish for Israel to exist again
then wish to destroy it
20 more wishes
infinite wish glitch


Sinophobic liberals
you mean liberals?


A kind of new trans woman, it wasn’t that long ago when I did identify as a cis man (though even then I didn’t understand a lot of “male” behavior. I was terrible at trying to be a man 🙄)


there comes a point in every man’s life when he suddenly realizes “i must return to the dirt” and immediately descends into the nearest morass to return to the earth
(on a serious note, i haven’t the foggiest clue. some people are just weird, idk)


i think i could get pretty good at knapping stones into tools if i lived back then


the town (whatever the stone age word for flintstones car was)


China’s a better partner than Trump
the bar’s in hell


never thought I’d give a user outside of hexbear or grad this award but I bestow onto you the highest award I can:




quick, put massive tariffs on neighboring countries to bring the price down

only higher I’m willing to go is $0.48.3

idk what subreddit you mod but i’ll buy it off you for $0.48


that i was a boy


That’s a whole 1.6 cents! Nice!


I wish I was one of those “experts” who gets paid six figure salaries to be wrong about things. Here I am being wrong about things for free like a shmuck


me if enough of you write in “EstraDoll” in 2028
It’s really fucking with me that almost everything is the exact same except for Filadelphia and Virginia Occidental. Just enough to look the same in English with like 2 tiny differences