The meter only goes to 3.6!

Yea, good luck with that

According to the report, the Israeli senior official was released on $10,000 bail after appearing before a judge.

“The documents indicate that Alexandrovich is suspected of seducing a mentally ill child using computer technology to have sex,” Ynet said.

Um, 10k feels a bit low…

But you’ve fielded some incredible football teams

I’m aware. He was being harassed for something similar which was why I asked

Ah, thanks for the explanation

Pardon my ignorance, but is wearing a shirt with the word Palestine on it and arrestable offense in England?

You did! Plus I was still jealous of your uni with quail egg from yesterday…

You bastard!! (said with jealousy)

I’ll stick with octopi

It’s by weight

Kitty kisses!! I always get a stiff paw to the jaw when I go in to steal some…

“We don’t want them here anyway” - some MAGA idiot, presumably

The hardest part about returns is driving to the local library to print out the return label for 25 cents.

Much less trouble than owning a printer!!

Dang! Looks like the person recording quickly decided they should stop hanging out on their balcony…

Hamburger Helper, cheeseburger macaroni. When hungover…

I want to see the nest you’re obviously going to give birth in!!

The ideal height is no more than 50 centimeters (about 20 inches) above the filter. The classic goosenecked tea kettle turns out to be ideal for achieving that optimal height.