I’d be all for removing all the tax cuts from the rich and funneling it into the sciences. They’ve proven that trickle-down is an excuse to hoard and that noblesse oblige is all but dead, so why not cut out the proverbial middleman.

I’m also not a politician being paid by said rich to keep those cuts in place or add more, so my stance means little.

Mid-millenial, elder millennial for a boss. Start time within half an hour of listed time is accepted practice. Things get done on time, nobody complains about staying ten or fifteen extra to properly wrap up a task. It’s very refreshing after years of the boomer song and dance.

My insurance wanted to receive my broken phone back in its orthogonal box if possible.

It was shipped back in the box for my last phone before it.

There’s a game I playtested that had microtransactions in it. Every time you went to the a menu that you have to interact with heavily, it would always move to the screen that had the microtransactions on it. Didn’t matter where you were before you went to that menu, it always went on that screen. That was my number one feedback to the people listening to me. I’m sure it’s too fun to change.

Until you realize that they purposefully understaff and now your front counter guy has to prioritize drive thru times over your order because that’s the only metric corporate measures.

Willie’s Wonderland 2 - just a shot for shot remake of John Wick but muppets. Keep Keanu or swap for Cage, your call.

Why not? If you need x feet of wall to insulate against radiation, why toss some treated relics in with the soil mix?

He eats too many beans to be importing them, too, so he’s supporting the local economy!

It’s why wrestlers use real razors. Y’know, some of Trump’s friends?

No 7-10 splits there!

When I have a Car D behind me, it’s because they overestimate my car’s acceleration capabilities.

Silver lining: maybe outsourcing call centers will stop being in vogue?

How many layoffs does that take? /s

Sounds like the Russians are getting a little yippie…

Unfortunately. My apologies for bringing the news upon you. Good what is worth, his other housemates thrive, both in and out of the tank.

You’d think that the Greatest Country™ could produce the greatest food. Ooops.

RIP Leon.

Yeah, how about you get better at canceling your own shows before talking ill of anything else.

Dr. Jones was a credit to our nation. It’s a shame that the late great Hannibal Lector got him in the end…