Coffee machines are for the weak anyway, French press that shit and be smug about it!

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When he says us and we he means his cabal and himself

I love the internet because occasionally weird little guys like you come along and remind me that everyone’s a little weird in their own special way

What’s real fucking weird is you assuming her nipple size when she has a shirt on

Another part of their success is how totally and completely they avoid human notice in most cases.

Don’t forget the ecological impact

So what I’m hearing is everyone needs to start speaking like Kruppe from Malazan Book of the Fallen.

No players, no game

I’d give up this lady’s ovary for it too

This is my number 1 reason to oppose them. It is not worth the damage.

Bangs on chest

I’m 100% chemicals baby

Too big lol, the rest of my crop is frozen waiting to turn into sauce which is good because we’re out of last years sauce

Fucking stink bugs! My plants got a little out of hand this year and I had to pluck stink bugs off them every day. Still 60+ lbs of tomatoes tho

I guess the oceans really really big. We haven’t seen great whites give birth either

Yes

I think the kids call this one facefucking

Piss poor emergency food supply. Hardly a mouthful per citizen

What about that situation isn’t hot to begin with?

Ya Christ I’ve had two of these things and if you don’t wash them frequently, and often even if you do, they leave little grease stains on everything