Dark blue clownfish. On the floor with my kid, it may hurt when I get up.

Pretty sure the operator didn’t pay for WinRar. That’s what happens when you don’t pay for WinRar.

Are we just reposting boomer Facebook memes at this point? Maybe we can post something about the lack of work ethic of millennials and complain about transgenders in sports. You know what I hate? Taxes. Anyway, gotta go spread syphilis to the rest of The Villages.

I don’t even value me, no corporation gives a crap. They want you and your recurrent income.

I’d love to, “but I work a 9 to 5, so I’d like to fight crime from, like, 6 to 9.”

God only helps those who grift, er, help themselves.

I took out my flip phone camera and took a picture of the screen. How do I text it to Facebook?

He clearly just wants some Kenny Rogers Roasted Chicken.

Unfortunately, he didn’t get the humor of Conan nor the artistic ability of Tarantino. Just the hairdo of Conan and a foot fetish.

Yup, I gave up my 70 hour work weeks. My 50 hour weeks grew my salary and position, then my 60 hour weeks put me in charge of massive projects, which drove me to 70 hours during a couple ERP implementations. I took a paycut overall, but now I work 40 hours.

For a meager $18000/year with copays and premiums. Murica!

Exercise is what helped me. I tried kayaking, found it to be nice but a lot of overhead. So cycling became a passion. Cover a lot of ground, see nature, get a lot of perspective, release endorphins in a healthy way. I did both road cycling and mountain biking.

It basically saved me from some dark times. I have a young child now, so on a hiatus, but will be back to it once she is old enough to go on rides.

As a longtime Monkey Island game connoisseur, this system requires more pulleys.

Imagine reading this in the 80s - we would have thought that Back to the Future was prophetic.

I, uhh, wish it was missing.

But the other professions don’t need to defend themselves against blatant racism and abuse of power. “This is a dangerous profession, which is why we shot an unarmed black teenager 117 times.”

“Young Hickory, Napoleon of the Stump” - They Might Be Giants

Damn felinnials!

yes, affirmative

Good one, Dave Ooh, you’re a legend, Dave