Here’s the thing. Until I got married, I never kept food for very long in my fridge. I pretty much went out and bought exactly what I was going to cook to have enough meals for the week. I’d cook all that up on Saturday night and be good to go.

Likely troll but here’s my response.

I love Mary Brown’s Chicken but if I’m eating it five days a week, every week, that’s not gonna go well for me.

Don’t threaten us with a good time…

Gotta be careful with that though.

Or you end up with things like this:

For Profit Prison -> Slavery

Meatballs, furniture and top of the line military hardware.

Damn, a whole lotta folks with not the greatest childhoods.

I think I may have been luckier than I realized.

Have him open it up, clean the dust, and put it back together again.

It is an adorable little chonk.

Pretty sure NATO could launch a limited attack on Russia at any time as well.

Well, they’d know a thing or two about it

Your boos mean nothing! I’ve seen what makes you cheer!

TACO.

It’s on my list.

Right after my current replay through Rogue Trader and putting a couple dents in my pile of shame.

I think it’s nice.

It’s your digital “pile of shame”.

It is an eminently punchable face

Me and my mates back in our early twenties getting posted: Here’s a good idea, we’re flying out at 0500 so why don’t we just stay up partying and go directly to the airport?

Narrator: It was not, in fact, a good idea.

Hey, at least you’re guaranteed that the car didn’t decide to get behind the wheel after a heavy night of drinking.

Killing US citizens has never been a big deal for the US govt.

Need option 5. On the shitter.