Rally round the family, with a pocket full of shells.

His shitty genes could definitely use diversity

I know I shouldn’t hate someone based on looks and things they can’t change, but I fucking hate his face and open mouth.

Shitty year, honestly. Was technically the beginning of the end to the current climate. Pre 9/11 was the last good era.

Fascists hate socialists because they attract the same people.

Animal Collective - Winters Love

Better to die fighting then to die on your knees.

Amerikkkunts.

Cereal always went great. Especially the feeling of cold milk.

I had braces growing up and my wisdoms were growing in at an angle. They would have crowded my teeth and cause pain if I didn’t remove them.

I’m sure the immigrant nannies are doing the raising.

Chungking Express

They said a show about poop knives won’t attract viewers. Soon will be my time to shine.

Smooth legs.

You can also tell it’s fake because Elon doesn’t have a cool bone in his body to pull off smoking a cigar like that. Imagine how stupid he would look if he really was smoking.

Nope

2+2=5

Thanks. Fixed.

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I couldn’t care less what type of noodles I’m eating in an Italian dish. I care more about the sauce and protein.