Those are rookie numbers

You shut your face when get to shoppin

Gene Gene Death Machine

Namaste, Donkeh!

Uh, it’s Thanksgiving, Christmas, Super Bowl… Don’t sleep on the Super Bowl

I feel like there’s an elemental entity somewhere that wishes they hadn’t fragmented into a trillion ingrates

Hero

What an hole

New vote from the $20B club

Gold is as worthless as paper

When will we stop this practice of saying something worthless is valuable just so that greedy fuckers can hoard that crap?

Repeat everything the interviewer says back to them in Yosemite Sam’s voice, but punctuate every sentence with “bitch!”

Be reasonable

Some songs are best loud, but slide them slightly off your ears when you get to those

Have fun

Model B1D3N is working as designed

You can’t dock with girls, duh

Yeah, in the 1950s you were a big tough guy if you wore all leather and had tattoos.

Now you might be a tough biker dude, sure, or you might be a power bottom with a kink.

Hello Clarice

I remember about a decade ago talking about tofu recipes with a colleague who lifted and ate a protein heavy diet.

An older colleague heard us and warned us that eating tofu would cause you to have a surplus of estrogen and make you more feminine.

He was telling this to a guy built like a brick shithouse who had eaten tons of soy protein for the better part of a decade.

It’s that same old thing, something different comes along and some people just have to parrot anything that goes against that thing, even if it’s complete and utter horseshit

They said efficiency. They never said in what direction

I remember stories from my dad about a guy he knew where the bar maid would have to help him with the first drink in the morning because his hands would shake so much.

The romantic history of the happy drunk is almost entirely fictional. I say almost because I know a few people who are able to take it or leave it, but for the most part the people I know/knew who were drinking either in bunches or daily end up complete and unabridged alcoholics, whether they are active and in serious trouble or have sought help and straightened up, but cannot touch it.

You can’t fool us, MEMPEB.