Welcome to our newest technology, mini sheets! They are much softer and better for your anal health. Good luck guessing what size they are.

Honestly you’re welcome. I’m glad someone is benefiting from this absolute shit show.

Hunger games

Technically they train us to ask specifically are you sexually active with men, women or both? I suppose it would be more fair to include intersex people, but that would just lead to us definitely ordering a pregnancy test…

My grandpa had a pawpaw tree in his garden in rural MO and I always wondered how they taste.

The dream could be realized if America actually had high speed rail, but that would require investing our taxes into real infrastructure instead of state-sponsored terrorism.

Just to throw in a different genre, I’m currently enjoying Car-X Street, Forza racing, and need for speed heat.

Welcome brother! Or sister… Or non-binary memelord… Uwu…

Hot for teacher by Van Halen just absolutely pisses me off. I guess I’m old now.

Drops of Jupiter is pretty incredible, unless you absolutely have no appreciation for a love story.

Except it’s not, for anyone who has dogs or actually uses their lawn it’s extremely fragile, and will create a mud pit in any climate that has wet winters.

Oh thank God, I’m sure the three remaining Palestinians will be so relieved.

It’s more of a gene puddle if we’re honest…

I’m a feeling a hungary for summa those Italian meat balls delivered at 1200fps…

Color my jimmies rustled.

Great now I have to go find my PTSD emoji…

Shhh the sweaty neck beards are venting.

Stardew valley

Eye doctors hate bungee cords. Be careful with those! ER doctors hate 4th of July.

But transplant surgeons love them 😇