A womam that knows what she wants is VERY hot. Man, the vanilla porn stuff is so boring…being here is much more fun.

Yes, because I am a wage slave, like the rest of our enslaved species.

We must seize the means if reproduction!

(The last line is actually not related to my political direction, this is just for the funny)

Seems nasty.

Until they do it to you.

Then you are like: “Ohh…oh more!”

You should not be allowed to see anyone naked again.

Petition for that black mirror ignore button.

Under 30? Are you sure about that? I’m exactly 30, recently.

Tired? What’s that?

And is that another pussy? AWOOOO!

Here, you are not. That’s the thing, didn’t expect someone like you here xD

O well, enjoy your stay I guess.

No, I’d prefer the ass.

Yes, literally was just bought up by various food industries, caused irreversible damage to the health of many people around the world.

Also, quite the shock to see you here.

Speak for yourself. The only thing stopping me, is I remember there’s life outside of this.

I’m not ugly, outside.

But for some reason, the ladies don’t want to hear about how the food pyramid is a lie, during sex.

Nothing gets a man horny, like the Kubrik stare.

That’s a big enough ass to use as a blanket…

Oh, hey mickey guy! Still memeing?

Well, no. No one is entitled to any “service”. Your hard work is your own, if it pays off is another thing.

You can be starving and homeless tomorrow.

I think the implication is well…that there are too many of every kind, and she can’t be arsed?

Let’s just say that I would fold instantly if someone said I taste good and become a total bitch for that person

Is the joke that she is pegnant?

Ah yea, kudos for basic decency and meeting the bare minimum.

Well. That explains why I have no boners today. The spiders ate it…