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RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What are some of the worst code you have seen in a production environment?
1·26 days agoIf you don’t even know what encryption is, that passwords need hashing and what not, then you should really question what you’re doing
I agree with your point, but I would phrase it more generally: when we’re assigned a task in a problem space we are unfamiliar with, we should always take some time to research that space before designing our solution.
After all, if we don’t know what encryption or password hashing are, how could we know that we need to learn about them first? But spending just a couple hours one morning reading about password and authentication management would have given the developer a good sense of best practices.
So she either, A) didn’t think to familiarize herself with a new topic prior to working on it, or B) did read about it and ignored general industry guidance. Both of those options are more problematic to me than simply not knowing specific things. Those are process problems that need to be addressed to build her skills as a developer.
But ultimately, in my opinion, this is really all the fault of the cheapass director who didn’t want to pay any experienced professionals to handle the task.
world governments currently waste $13B a year on publication fees -that’s money that should be in labs doing research.
And only a tiny fraction of that $13B can buy a lot of lawyers, lobbyists, and favors to make sure things don’t improve.
RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•RAM is so expensive that stores are selling it at market pricesEnglish
7·28 days agoBut now the surveillance capabilities of both the state and large corporations have been ramped up to infinity and beyond. I’m expecting a partnership announcement between Micron and Raytheon any day now, where Raytheon gets free DDR5 and Micron gets armed and autonomous security drones.
Kind of \s, kind of not
The original tweet with context:

“If it’s not explicitly written out in a way that I can understand, then you must be full of shit.”
Allow me fill in the gaps for you so you don’t hurt your thinky parts:
RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft confirms Windows 11 is about to change massively, gets enormous backlash - NeowinEnglish
5·1 month agoI don’t think most of them will.
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They will use enterprise editions internally, where their IT team will have much more control over behaviors they don’t like at the group policy level than home users do.
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The executives at the big software conglomerates have the same AI boners that Microsoft does. They’ll be looking for ways to integrate new Windows features and use them as selling points for their own products.
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They don’t care about the privacy nightmare Windows has become because they implement and benefit from the same telemetry and data collection practices with their customers.
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That’s why I only drink units of whole blood. On average, the under-hydrated and over-hydrated people that contributed to that unit cancel each other out, so I know I’m always working towards optimal cell hydration. Never to much or too little.
RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•A quick reminder, 2025 update should include AI in the diagram
16·3 months agothe meme is making the more extreme claim that no uses exist
Only if you take it literally instead of as a joke that is exaggerating for comedic effect.
I dunno, that sounds like socialism.
Good thing we were saved from the horrors of broadly accessible and efficient mass transit decades ago.
Sounds like that would make it impossible to maintain a consistent sleep schedule, which is also helpful.
RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Amazon Ring Cashes in on Techno-Authoritarianism and Mass SurveillanceEnglish
1·5 months agoNot concerned about porch pirates at all
Not everyone has been blessed with the same gift of blissful ignorance that you have.
I agree that people shouldn’t order Ring, it’s a shitty product for the reasons laid out in this thread and article. But “just be nicer to everyone around you” is not a viable alternative, and suggesting it is dismissive of the realities other people are living.
RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Amazon Ring Cashes in on Techno-Authoritarianism and Mass SurveillanceEnglish
1·5 months agoIf you’re still talking about getting shit stolen off your porch, anyone within driving distance could be responsible for it.
Do you really think it’s possible to try to become friends with or “help out” every asshole within a 10 minute drive of where you live? Or even identify everyone in that range who might have sticky fingers?
What will I see?
The fall of all the rest of us.
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glirchy
I love it when typos create new words that fit so well.
My favorite is when it actually says “out for delivery” on the day it’s supposed to arrive, never shows up, then changes to “could not be delivered” after not showing up.
I called FedEx last time this happened because the delivery was a firearm, and I needed to know what’s happened. The person said it was loaded on a truck that morning, which triggered the status change to “out for delivery”, but they didn’t actually have anyone scheduled to drive the truck that day so it never even left the lot. It did arrive the next day, but I learned to not even trust “out for delivery” from them.
Awesome system, guys.
i just don’t know what keeps these guys in business.
I’ve never heard of this company in the US, but I assume they have super cheap rates. That means they will continue to be the first choice of shippers that are covering shipping costs. This is especially true for high-volume businesses that move so much product it’s cheaper to replace a couple of lost packages than to pay a better shipping company for every one.




Reading the plural form of “jerky” makes me feel oddly uneasy.
Is that just like… several pieces of beef jerky or deer jerky?