Most of the rest of the world will also be impressed by the top pic more than the bottom pic.

You won’t believe how many people want good health care over spiritual catharsis.

Good health care doesn’t take a bunch of money and a cunt in a rented, grounded (supposedly) jet. A dog and a beach is a pretty fuckin nice holiday or retirement goal

They should, the point is to cause a nuisance and force people to listen. The point is not to endanger random people.

This is last year’s news, no idea why the New York Times is reporting on it now. At least I’ve hardly read about this since last year.

No, it’s not. This happened this year (Dutch source).

Still, the article is fearmongering as 500 explosions include a whole bunch of idiots with illegal fireworks closely after the start of the new year. They are annoying, but fuck off quickly enough.

You never make a list that has an item with a hard break in it? They are everywhere.

In my opinion, the only way to protect our European values is to ban all American technology in Europe within five years, not only for consumers but also for government authorities and companies.

Okay, but it doesn’t seem like the EU will have the pacing or the drive to apply this. There has been serious backlash over Dutch government agencies switching to US tech, but the orders have been put in and they’re not rolling them back.

As a Dutchie, I was amazed at the night trains in Sweden and Finland.

Especially Finland was crazy: 92 eur for two in a private sleeper to get from Helsinki to Lapland (with interrail) is nothing compared to a seat in the sleeper train from Amsterdam to Vienna (50+ eur p.p. for a six person dorm).

Although coming back it’s weird that we whine about the Dutch railroads. Those are crazy reliable, I must never realised.

Gators are also less racist

It’s not about the store, it’s about the notification.

As mentioned in the Time article:

the app is not available on Android because it “requires a device ID in order to send push notifications, which requires a user account and a password.”

I asked chatgpt (because this shitpost needs more AI), and it said:

So while their names are different, the core AI technology is the same! It’s like having two different brands (say, Ford and Tesla) both using electric motors—the motor is the same technology, just in different vehicles.

But comparing suicidal cars to a Ford is total baloney, so ChatGPT is full of shit.

It’s been an honour to waste your time and 72L of water to get the AI to shitpost.

You know who won’t be around to give a shit when it does…?

/s means /serious about equally as much as w/o means water otter.

Here in The Netherlands we have speed bumps.on 60kmh roads you can cross fine doing that speed. However, you can also jump them at 70 and not be much worse off.

I’m gonna Kum ba yah so hard, you won’t be able to stop me!

What’s the law that gets rid of large SUVs but keeps station wagons? Or is the law just going to get rid of all larger cars?

We’ve had station wagons for a very long time now. A big Ford Mondeo we had was a relatively low car, without an enormous bonnet.

Cars continue to get wider, longer and higher off the ground (there’s this Kia that looks like you’re driving around in a fridge), whilst the stuff we move within them isn’t exactly increasing. it’s just bigger for the sake of being bigger, and that’s causing issues in the streets.

It’s not a war crime, it was a warning bomb.

Fucking genocidal assholes

Nuking a capital is just signing the death warrant for your nation.

When I say ‘choo choo’ you say ‘[unstoppable sobbing]’

choo choo

Soon that will be ‘to ever have gorrilaed’.

^(source)

Four packs of Paracetamol will fuck up your liver beyond repair. Downing a blisterpack in one go can already kill you, let alone four.

Yes, yes they do