They call it “small government,” and the media refuses to call bullshit.

I hope there’s a draft. I hope the inbred , homeschooled idiots who voted for him cry when their sons and grandsons are hauled off to Basic.

Most Americans are too self-centered to care.

What was it started when a dictatorship invaded Poland, back in 1939?

The US very soon:

“The hour’s top story, Dear Leader has blessed the nation with things. That’s the news, now SPORTS!”

Coming to the United States, soon. Why should a cute little 14 year old be getting all that woke schooling when she could be in a very Jesusy arranged marriage, popping out future warfighters for Dear Leader? /s

All I can think of is Invasion Of The Body Snatchers.

Conservatives in the states have been saying exactly this for decades.

Drugs Are Like Oxygen

All You Need Is Drugs

Drugs Hurt

A woman I lived with for nearly 10 years fell under her fundamentalist family’s influence, and went off the deep end. We split up, and a few months later I get a call.

Now, first I have to tell you, the closest thing to a swear word they allowed themselves was “man.” So she calls me (she and her pre-existing kids were living there by now) and tells me that she and I were “married in gawd’s sight” which meant I needed to start sending her money. Well, you can imagine my response. And when she shouted behind her “he ain’t going to do it,” I heard her father scream “MAN!” Made my day, it did.

Ebbie

Just for its sheer badosity, a 1950s movie made in Mexico, just called Santa Claus. Santa vs. the devil, I shit you not.

Soon to be offered a job as an ICE agent.

Dude seriously fucked around and found out.

And don’t call me “Shirley.”

How can we hope to stand against the obvious superiority of the Master Race?

It’s Oracle. They have attractive little salesgirls who target faculty, telling them they can have this “awesome” website without techies. What they don’t tell them is, any new feature has to be done by them, and it costs. With Drupal, someone asks me for a feature, I can set it up for them in a few days.

🎵 There may be many more yet But they haven’t been discovered 🎶

Sandworms!

Now the US will invade to “just take the spice.”

The Republican shithole burb I live in is determined to bulldoze what little open space remains, and stack more apartments on top of overpriced apartments. No improvements of course. I have to slog 4 miles to the nearest shopping, and if I had to take the bus? A simple errand could run four hours.

After I retire, the college website will be switched from Drupal, which uses MySQL in a civilized fashion, to Modern Campus, which uses Excel. I don’t envy the person who will take over from me.