The design is very human
Sparky
Sorry for scaring developers
Norwegian proot with a taste for shitposting
Deeply sorry for my photoshop creations
Former account at Kbin
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Why the fuck is this ai generated?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?
3·9 months agoCalculators. Why use the Google calculator, when there’s one pre-installed in every device you own.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you have a TV in your 2006 Toyota Corolla? Why / Why not?
9·9 months agoOh I remember my dad’s Toyota having them in the seat headrests. The screens were pretty crappy since the connection was over composite
I’ve always wondered what the fuck that creature was, and now I’m terrified that these things actually exist. Thanks kind stranger :3
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Funny@sh.itjust.works•Americans will use anything other than the metric system
20·10 months agoIt’s probably some stupid way of describing it’s inertia
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I've written a keylogger. It now quacks
5·10 months agoThat’s why you install it on someone else’s pc :)
I still get flashbacks from when I had to use that in school instead of something like fusion 360
I wouldn’t say my hostnames are very creative, but they all have some kind of backstory.
Main desktop: POwOful
It’s a pretty powerful desktop, so why not call it that :)Laptop: LenOwO
Can you guess the laptop brand?Server 1: Shitbox
It’s my first server box I ever built, so it’s underpowered and pretty shitty.Server 2: Stowage
My proper server with actual data parity, and it’s pretty powerfulServer 3: Jank
This one is another shitmix of hardware with random harddrives in raid 0. I am aware that they’ll die at some point, and all of that data stored on it will be lost, so i use it as temporary storage whenever I need to copy something from one machine to another.Robot vacuum: suckywucky
Yea…
I wonder if youtube buffers the ad in the background as you’re watching a video. That could explain why your actual video buffers but the ad plays just fine.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the worst or weirdest injury you've seen in real life?
3·11 months agoAbout 3 years ago, I was looking for emeralds at a closed emerald mine when I had the brilliant idea of hitting a random rock with my pickaxe. Turns out the rock was harder than the pickaxe, so a piece of the metal broke off and flew into my finger. I was 10s of hours away from any hospitals, and the metal curved around the bone of my finger, so I had to take my dad’s camping knife and cut the thing out. This was at a camping spot, so I had running water, but it wasn’t easy.
Oh no not the bed sheets
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some of your online shopping alternatives to major storefronts like Amazon (for physical items or digital)?
2·11 months agoAren’t pretty much all storefronts searchable, or is it a Europe thing?
I shop primarily local and find stores with ddg/Google/Google maps. I live in a country where Amazon doesn’t exist, and shipping takes at least 3-7 days, so I’ve always bought stuff from local stores. Of course not everything is sold in a physical store, for which you’ll probably have to use ebay.
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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Finally got a copyright warning from ISP - ReminderEnglish
302·11 months agoI keep forgetting that some people need vpns to torrent.













This reminds me of that one clip from that movie where a loose log from a truck skewers a driver.