Well, shes not a genocidal Nazi so she’d probably be doing everything in her power to make the lives of US citizens a little better. And not just feeding propaganda to the fragile-ego-peaked-in-high-school-racist-mouth-breathers while moving the US deeper into another recession while selling her endless merchandise

I got a new Whirlpool fridge, not a smart one, when I moved into my house less than a year ago. The water filter has already demanded it be changed.

Thankfully these filters aren’t RFID tagged like some, so I could just reset the timer.

Uline? More like U-Lyin’

No, they’re just illegally removing people from houses…which is fascism

But those aren’t fReEdOmS according to all the fragile egod snowflakes in under armor and grunt style tshirts

Why am I suddenly reminded of that moment from Attack of the Clones when Chancellor Palpy was given unlimited war rights.

I live in NW Ohio and the Ohio Air National guard has been flying maneuvers daily for months. I have the disturbing thought in the back of my mind this is all a military buildup for when the orange nazi pulls the US out of NATO next year to “celebrate” the 250th bday of the nation and starts doing what Germany did with the outbreak of WW2

Just like the how the orange nazi supposedly had the money and connections to get personal golf lessons from every living PGA champion over the last 4 decades but he is so goddamn delusional he thinks he’s already a phenomenal golfer.

… despite numerous people who aren’t his sycophants saying he’s terrible and routinely cheats.

I genuinely hoped Tyson would say fuck it and knock his ass back a couple decades

Or Hillary’s email. Or Hunter’s laptop. Or how the 2020 election was corrupt. A bunch of people who peaked midway through high school and haven’t matured a day since.

Lol the orange turd calls Biden the worst president in history, while Biden is the best president we’ve had since Obama.

DIY workshop, for projects you can do at home

The workshop…Adam Savage’s

Or from a recipe blog. 14 paragraphs about how to make real traditional Italian recipe, and the blogger is 1/8 Italian and went on a 1-week trip to Italy 7 years ago so only they know authentic Italian food.

Pretty wild how when Jimmy Kimmel left the Man Show, he was replaced by rogan.

Our last cyber security expert just kinda sat back and let the director do all the work and blindly accepted every single recommendation of Fortified…even the stuff that contradicted itself.

And the budget…a drawing by a kindergartener

You wanna know what else makes billionaires billions of dollars? A strong middle class…the one with a lot of disposable income to, you guessed it, spend on goods and services!

Make enough affordable reliable cars then people with the disposable income will buy a new one every 5ish years and then the secondary used car market has good reliable cars to sell

Also 1 overweight guy with a beard that diea at some point and 1 nerdy guy in glasses and a Star wars T-shirt…played by Glen Powell, or Chris Pratt.

Hasn’t touched a computer in several years, yet can immediately hack into one of the most secure systems in the world in 1/60th the time of the best current hackers…

The person in charge trying to coordinate the whole thing, who’s asking for status updates on a daily basis and jumps down your throat if you don’t respond in a timely fashion, takes weeks to respond when asked for critical input. Also…

Leader: The world is going to end in 5 days, we need that product now!!!

Programming team delivers a functional product.

4 days later…

Programming team: did our item save the world

Leader: I haven’t gotten to it yet, I’ll take a look by EoD.

I’m actually rewatching it now, and Clark was minding his own business after getting the tree and Todd makes a snide comment about the size of the tree unprovoked, and Clark just bounced back at em. Then their next scene when Clark is putting up lights they kinda low-key hope he hurts himself.

No idea who exactly started the illwill between the neighbors but the yuppie couple certainly aren’t played as the innocent victims