Stowing this for future use whenever someone I don’t like is nauseous. “If you think about it, the only real difference is that the puke is still in your stomach, just waiting to get out…”

I’ve seen equally poor trigger discipline from cops too though… even the more established agencies are lowering the bar to pull in recruits.

A zero-effort accomplishment, despite still being laudable, like asking how well a plant turns sunlight into energy just by sitting there and not being a massive piece of shit. Anyone without strong socio/psychopathic traits is better than him automatically.

After the spiel, believe it or not, I feel kind of guilty accepting that compliment given that I meant flared-end-first when suggesting they fuck themselves with the BR40’s…

Real talk, Big Think can cram this bullshit up their asses.

I’m so sick and tired of having to humour these asinine Malthusian-rooted arguments against simply being alive in society, as if everyday people doing anything more than pulling air into their faces were an unwelcome imposition on the Earth - this, especially, given the scale of unchecked industrial/commercial pollution while industries continuously resist and derail efforts to regulate and sanction it.

Granted, this kind of talk doesn’t crop up every single day IRL, but it’s starting to feel that way in online communities. Why the fuck are people allowing these hacks to make them feel guilty just for going about their lives, as though having a coffee or driving to see their family 500 miles away were equivalent to festooning themselves with skinned baby seals or crushing endangered leopard cubs underfoot? If global resources hadn’t been so willfully, purposely mismanaged for 200+ years, we wouldn’t be in this situation to begin with. Now media talking heads want me to feel guilty for watching TV? They can fuck themselves with BR40 light bulbs.

The current American administration ignoring some of the best advice ever given to me by an Elder, “Don’t go where you aren’t welcome.” Adding to this, Greenlanders, and Danes beyond this, are certainly not welcoming the idea that their homeland/territory should be absorbed by the United States of America. Their reputation as boorish tourists is rubbing off on their diplomacy as well, not a good idea.

Careful with the olive oil, OP, you don’t want to wind up like Marge and Lisa :p

This is great news, congratulations to Malawians for this positive step.

(from left to right) a) trying to look slim b) about to escape from prison in 1930 c) trying to confound enemy nation’s Navy

Just recently? What kept them from coming to this conclusion years ago?

Glad to hear it, too seldom are personages of influence and power taken to task over very clear corruption and malfeasance. I hope that prosecutors throw the fucking book at her, these kinds of actions are outrageous considering her having done it in a capacity as the President’s spouse.

You mean the gag from From?

I can’t help but feeling as though the exact same pearl clutching wieners are behind this as the growing attempts at overall porn ban, as though restriction of access to the content will somehow cut the legs out from under the already widespread (albeit uncommon) practice.

To wit, people aren’t choking each other during sex or risking David Carradine’ing themselves while wanking because of some shit-production porn, they’re doing it because it’s enjoyable to them (choker and choke-ee). I’m not going to kinkshame except to say that there’s no method of getting a head-rush that I’d personally recommend, but based on what sex-choke enjoyers that I know have said, it makes them cum extra-hard. So… there’s that, the mega-cums.

Real talk; if someone who knows these supervillain-level lunatics could do the entire planet a solid and break their arms, I’d really appreciate it.

Good to know, I’ll have to keep it in mind when looking over older vs. newer vehicles.

Surreptitiously collect information about it, and it’s confidential parts while researching its competitors. Extend feelers to said competitors anonymously, seeking to sell said information, all while actively interviewing for work elsewhere. Don’t just dump them, sandbag them on the way out without exposing yourself.

I’ll argue that as much as people don’t understand the whole point of unpopular opinion posts/memes, ironically downvoting because they don’t like what’s being said, many “unpopular opinion” (finger quotes doing some heavy lifting here) posts/memes are just absolute low effort, garbage hot-takes, or non-sense that are downvoted because their OP is unintentionally shit posting instead of shitposting.

I’ll be damned, I’ve been reading about the tendrils of this scheme for decades. What’s the skinny on its main organizers, are they explicitly identified as members of any particular named groups in a more specific than general way?

Edit: Nevermind, there’s a literal Wikipedia entry, they get zero points for their organization naming skills.