We don’t even look at porn on our computer anymore- we look at it on our phone?

normal us vassal state shit

feel like shit just want it back smh

I’m torn between I Accuse My Parents and Hobgoblins, though I also put on Monster A Go-Go a lot (usually as background listening because NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS IN THAT MOVIE, but when things do happen the riffs are top notch (plus its host segments are top notch and the short is easily in their top 5))

Nonono INFORMED sources. Completely different

COMPUTER OVER?

VIRUS EQUALS VERY YES?!

THAT’S NOT A GOOD PRIZE!

God the biopic on him is gonna be so sick

“We investigated our puppet state and found no wrongdoing”

“I count lives, all on these songs

Look at the weak and cry, pray one day you’ll be strong

Fighting for your rights, even when you’re wrong

And hope that at least one of you sing about me when I’m gone”

ONLY TOOK FIVE FUCKING MONTHS

Oh SHIT THE LAYOFFS GOT TO US

Tax fraud, baby

PUSH IT TO THE LIMITTT

I would sneer at yall for [British food joke] but Heinz is an American company so we really share the blame here

Also, for those not in the know, Iceland (the chain) has been suing like every food company in Iceland (the country) to keep the word “Iceland” from being used on their packaging lol

Pretty sure it’s an lotr reference

WHO

THE FUCK

WOULDA THUNKIT

Touhou lol

Waiting for the impromptu Cornel West vs Jill Stein debate ig

Wrong site ya doof

Nah that site’s full of subtly (and sometimes overtly) unnerving techbros