…it’s obscure enough to barely be targeted by bots (so far).

This is what concerns me. If the fediverse ever catches on to the point where it’s worth it for bad actors to be running bots, not only will instances have to restrict signups, but also defederate from those that don’t (kinda like how beehaw does it).

…barely anyone would use…

Your honour, this is conjecture! If we’re gonna play this game then I’ll point out that the “barely anyone” who would use such a feature might very much overlap the “barely anyone” who is the target market for a fairphone.

Now, get this: a phone that has both a USB port and a 3.5mm jack 🤯

Hope they bring back the 3.5mm jack

Kier Stürmer

where Mao founded the Republic of China, obviously.

Now that seems like a wacky alt-history

That’s just World Boxing’s statement, it’s not actually substantiating any of their claims.

[citation needed]

Air and particulate pollution from cars is actually a pretty significant factor in respiratory health.

And semicolons!

That’s the joke

10 over the other way around? You’re doing nothing wrong.

Yeah you are, you’re endangering yourself and those around you by traveling at an unsafe speed.

they shouldn’t.

The movie kinda sucks but the comics and the netflix series are pretty good.

Wow, I’m starting to think that maybe real estate shouldn’t be a commodity subjected to market forces.

As an Australian, “cooked” has been in my vernacular for over a decade atp.

Only one of those is even a Valve game. Counter-Strike, obviously.

His company got a bunch of kids addicted to gambling, so who can really say?

Fae behavior, stg

Why? That’s what the account bio is for