1. It showed up one day in your apple library
2. You couldn’t delete or remove it
3. The band’s stupid name stood out in any library due to it being short
4. At the time you couldn’t get rid of the album. It sat there eating up memory space and the best you could do was disable the album from playing in shuffle.
5. Thank you OP for reminding me about this. It took over a decade but I finally got that album out of a now empty music library on a device that sat unused in a drawer. At some point between then and now deleting the album from your library became easy. Back in the drawer it goes.

I’m quitesosure it fits here since cars were also a big factor in the shooting. It could be in your suggestions too but somebody is dead because they tried to park their car at a gun fight.

I added a little context because in hindsight not everyone will recognize that quote.

"Everybody’s saying that the Scatplant stutters

But doesn’t ever stutter when he sings

But what you don’t know, I’m gonna tell you right now

That the stutter and the scat is the same thing, yo

I’m the Scatplant"

Let me ask you this: a guy breaks into your house, but you don’t have a gun. How are you going to shoot him?

I don’t speak a dialect of English that uses that word but context clues tell me “tatty” means “the shittiest barely functional one electron away from being a brick phone fractions of a penny can buy”.

I’ve never heard of it but would play the hell out of it.

Why bring a laptop onto a filthy factory floor when the phone in your pocket does the same thing?

“Hey boss we got a problem. Yeah, let me just try to fit your laptop with two cameras I am calling you with in this tight and filthy space in a broken machine to show you. Just one seconzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzZzzzzzZZZZZZZ”

… 2 minutes later a phone call:

“Yeah boss I fried another one of your expensive laptops with two cameras. Yeah coolant and chips dripped on the keyboard again. No I didnt smash it between the spindle and turret this time. It didn’t fall into the chip conveyor brimming with coolant, lube oil, chips, and swarf either. Anyway, your machine’s still fucked up and now your laptop is too. I will hang up my telephone you do not pay for and text you pictures or video now.”

Short of smashing it with the turret I’ve done all this to my phone that has 6 cameras. Shook and wiped the shit right off with a rag. A working machine most of the time looks exactly like a broken machine. If the boss can’t figure out what the problem is without it being a zoom call you’ve got a bigger tool problem outside the machine.

What was the handshake?

I ate a whole box of fiber one bars in one go 20 years ago and I’ve been regular ever since.

What is the condition of your sidewalks? My sidewalks are uneven and a neighborhood grandma who I walk with still prefers the street even though my street is not well lit. Uneven sidewalks are a tripping hazard that can be avoided by walking in the street. Her vision isn’t great so a paved stretch of road is just easier to walk with a flashlight.

I picked it up thanks to this post. It’s like Pepsiman met Tony Hawk.

Bodybuilding forums led to a notorious debate on the number of days in a week. I feel like a reddit format would water down the debate by not presenting replies as they are posted in real time.

eyes of the law

*gestures broadly*

I wanted to burn a target down when I went there at noon on Halloween and the Halloween section was already stripped bare to make room for xmas shit. I made my purchase last minute elsewhere so there would be more candy on Halloween to give out. There’s no bigger shame than in having to turn the porch lights off early because half the candy got eaten before Halloween.

I want to GIT GUD but I’m not the kind of person who can dodge and parry while managing a stamina bar. ER and DS games look awesome but I really can’t do much sightseeing in them. I tried Demon’s Souls, Dark Souls 3, and Elden Ring and in all of them I hit a wall against the first miniboss who I should be learning to parry on. I’ve always leaned toward dodging taking priority before parrying and a stamina bar limits that.

I recently played through Ghost of Tsushima and parried a thousand cuts. The game doesn’t have stamina though. I understand stamina as a game mechanic but find all it adds is tedium. There’s what I believe to be some good games hiding behind a stamina bar. I can enjoy the games until the stamina bar runs out and then I’ll be thinking about enjoying a different game.

Didn’t the French invent the guillotine to fix this problem faster?

St. Louis

If I was a bigger baseball fan I would make a hobby out of watching baseball games from outside the stadium.

I live in a prefabricated home that is a different color than my neighbor’s. Can I gift them one of these robots to get a blueprint of their house? It is already easily googled but I feel that making a robot do it keeps them lower on the food chain.