Who makes sushi while they’re napping?

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

The suit was against the assistant principal of the school. I doubt the assistant principal will be capable of paying $10m, so the teacher likely won’t see any of the money. Especially if the assistant principal ends up in prison after the criminal trial.

Pop over to Michigan and they permanently revoke your license for a second DUI.

I agree, let’s all plan on falling back by a half hour this year.

Don’t worry, you’ll get your fall back as regularly scheduled. However, when the clock hits midnight we’re immediately jumping ahead an hour again so we permanently land on DST.

Oddly enough, the bedrooms aren’t always included in a house tour.

Even snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!

You got something better to do?

Nah, that’s probably punishable under reckless hydrating laws.

Have you seen Robot Hell? The singing is incessant.

That’s a great idea! Which distro are we all installing?

Only one solution, better Kristi Noem it.

That cat’s still responsible for this some how.

Cosmology sources, sure, but have you checked any cosplay sources?

It’s nice that ABC let her talk about this.

I have a bit of a large paw myself.

Hasn’t stopped Trump from having a go at it.

You can be drop-dead hungry. Just look at Gaza.

“An anatomically correct female crash test dummy is a test device designed to more accurately represent the body shape and dimensions of women, particularly in areas like the pelvis and upper chest, which are more vulnerable in car crashes. These dummies, unlike the older scaled-down male dummies, incorporate features like a female-shaped pelvis, breasts, and a lower center of gravity to better assess how different car safety features affect female occupants.”

-Google AI Overview