Best I can do is $10 and guarantee to love him forever
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Memes@lemmy.ml•I am definitely a bird me personallyEnglish
5·3 days ago#nobodypoopsbutyou
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Baby's first Netflix movie 😍English
4·3 days agoYo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
Thr USA killed way way way more than 10 million native americans. We will never know the true scale of the genecide because the majority of it was done through disease. Early settlers would deliberately trade goods contaminated with several european diseases that the natives had little or no resistance to, including small pox and several others I can’t remember off the top of my head. Explorers moving west described “virgin” country untouched by man, beautiful and bountiful, but they were wrong. What they saw was an environment shaped over thousands of years by humans for humans that once supported hundreds of millions of native americans, who were mostly dead by the time european explorers got there. The genecide everyone knows about was really just the end, picking off the stragglers. That was bad enough that it’s whitewashed in public schooling, but they don’t even teach the history of the biological warfare that did the vast majority of the work. In many ways the americas still bear the gaping wounds of european contact today. This place is built on a foundation genocide.
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Technology@lemmy.world•China Is Banning Tesla-Style Retractable Door Handles Over Safety ConcernsEnglish
43·6 days agoThis is kind of a bad faith black and white argument. No one is arguing for a draconian regulation of car designs. There’s already a system of regulations and review in place for certifying new car designs are safe and compliant with regulations, and the danger this design introduces in the event of an emergency should have prevented it from being certified safe for use. Any idiot can see with 30 seconds of thought that a car door you need power to open is inherently unsafe and will get people killed in situations where a manual door wouldn’t. It’s like arguing car manufacturers should be allowed to install a gun in the middle of every airbag that shoots the passenger in the event of a crash just because there’s no regulation specifically banning them from doing it. That’s not how the law works and it’s not how safety regulations work.
Maybe if people want the same level of love and affection we give our cats they should act more like cats. Be honest in your affection and displeasure. Respect peoples boundaries and inform them of yours. Don’t play games or use double speak. Don’t take it personally when people don’t want the same things as you. Value your own time ruthlessly. A cats love and trust are precious because you can trust that it’s real. Obviously peoples desires and relationships are more complex and nuanced than a cats, but I think most people can learn a lot from their example.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•None of it is real until they experience itEnglish
1·7 days agoAlso lead poisoning probably
Sub-machine gun implies the existence of dom-machine gun
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World News@lemmy.world•Palestinian prisoners speak out about how they were raped in Israeli jailsEnglish
6·16 days agoI had to stop reading when I got to the part where they had a dog rape someone. I’m afraid this is coming to the US. I’m afraid this is going to happen to me.
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Memes@lemmy.ml•Is it when you govern from the capitol?English
14·18 days agoI don’t think anyone would let me use my skills as collateral to take out a big ass loan to buy some new skills while I rent out my skills for others to use while I sit on my ass getting richer just because I own my own skills.
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Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•lost art 😔English
4·19 days agoThe best site right now (in my lazy opinion) is
qbittorrent is the best client these days. uTorrent went and did some bad stuff that I can’t remember off the top of my head.
You should really get a VPN to keep your isp from bothering you about it. I use Private Internet Access (PIA) because it’s relatively cheap, has port forwarding, and doesn’t store any user data.
That’s the basics. Happy sailing matey. Remember to seed to a ratio of at least 2!
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Linux@programming.dev•Linux traffic has grown 22.4% in PH this yearEnglish
11·26 days ago
I wonder if it’s really the swearing. It would be interesting to compare to nonverbal grunting or groaning around the same intensity. Something similarly emotive and forceful but without the underlying language meaning.
Hmm yes coziness is four cats I see. So you’re saying I need more cats. I thought so.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Zero Trust ArchitectureEnglish
111·1 month agoThis kind of reads like a catholic who brought their kids to mass their whole childhood and disbelieves that catholic priests are child molestors because they never molested your child. They don’t prey on children with present caring parents who don’t leave their children unsupervised. They prey on solitary, neglected, vulnerable children, or for catholics those who are willing to trust a priest alone with them. In roblox it’s the same but without the implicit trust of an authority figure. The pedos probably avoided you. You didn’t somehow dodge the shady shit, you inadvertently created a bubble of safety that prevented your kids from being preyed upon because there’s so much easier prey around.
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memes@lemmy.world•pushharderpushharderpushharderpushharderEnglish
6·1 month agoFor anyone who sees this and doesn’t see the invisible /s, please don’t try to get past constipation by pushing harder. Take it from someone who has made that mistake and continues to suffer the consequences. Give yourself an enema. It will be over much faster and easier.
You murder a mind, not a body, so no mind no murder. Under that abortion isn’t murder at all. Taking a brain dead person off life support is also not murder. You certainly wouldn’t say cutting down a tree is murder.
There’s the thing though. Our bodies don’t really know what’s good for them with perfect accuracy. They evolved to survive in an environment of extreme and unpredictable scarcity, so your body telling you to eat the sour gummy worms is the correct choice in that context. Historically the job of the brain was to figure out how to get a steady supply without dieing. Now we have to manage our bodies like idiot babies because if we just listened to every impulse we’d end up with a host of health problems ultimately leading to reduced fertility and access to sexual partners. I mean that has always been true really, it’s just never been more true than now.
I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. We aren’t really our bodies, we’re a biological product made by our bodies to function as high level control systems.



Let’s be honest, the couch does most of the work.