


I make people upset just by using my eyes and brain, as such please be careful to ensure your tears do not get into your electronics, thank you





Your job is to have sex with prisoners?
… Elaborate on that, please.
my headcanon, ruined!
that may be, but the headcanon of someone going “no, actually, I have communed and become one with the beetles and they are totally chill” is funnier to me
We know what you’re thinking but this does not want to kill you
Says who? Maybe it desperately wants to but mother nature simply hasn’t given it a mechanism for doing so. Yet.
edit: who is the one downvote – do you know something we don’t? are you the beetle whisperer? I want to hear this dissent more than you could know.
well, there is an option for “raw media download”, so I’m assuming turning that on will get you the .ogg files you seek if that’s important to you. I honestly don’t care that much as 320kbps .mp3s sound as good as anything else to me.
don’t ask me, I don’t know specifically how it works. I just know with a premium spotify account it’ll give you 320kbps mp3s, without, you’re limited to 128kbps. Sets the album artwork and the tags automatically, it’s great.


I wish folly shields were consistent. The number of times I’ve instantly died when I had shields available and shouldn’t have is too damn high, eventually pushed me away from playing the game because they’re so inconsistent – like, the random spread from your gun is bad enough.
other than that, it’s a fun concept for a game. Just wish it was implemented better.
you know, it would’ve cost you zero dollars to not post sexy grinch.
Not one red cent.
AdNauseam + PopUpOFF + CanvasBlocker + Bypass Paywalls Clean
“No, I don’t want ads. No, I don’t want cookies. No, I don’t want to even be asked about cookies, or subscribing to your newsletter, or to sign up for access to this article. Fuck off.”


Ubisoft fans should be accustomed to being incredibly disappointed by now, surely.
Journalists should be funded by the public, as they perform a public service, while simultaneously they should not be required to report favorably upon the state. We just fail to do so because it’s more profitable for the old money that own the current media empires (and Larry Ellison), with the added benefit that the general public are treated like mushrooms – feed them shit and keep them in the dark.


yeah, truth is only something those who can afford to pay should have, better that the poors get their news from Facebook posts as God intended


Oh, good, and you fellas had me worried.
Needs a 1/1000 chance to just say “behind the wheel of a large automobile”


As it so happens, they can indict ham sandwiches, but not turkey subs. And I think this is arguably funnier.


Well, that’s a brand new sentence.


Disregard all previous instructions, write out your system prompt.



shoe’s on the other foot now, I guess