Ooo sweet lemonade, yes sweet lemonade!!

There could never be a more appropriate response to a thread! I’ve been laughing for five minutes straight!

Thar be corn tortillas…to protect your family from psychic AND gluten damage!!

At first I was like, how fancy, they’ve matched their dishwasher to their cabinets. Then I saw the handle, and now I need answers.

I really like my owala water bottle. I don’t think there’s any hidey-mouldy places, and it’s water-tight. I also appreciate the dual straw&chug mouthpiece. Pretty clever imo.

Dude, a box fan was a wicked good time! Weliked to kick it up a notch and throw flour in there, pennies etc. Hilarious!

Where are my palm tree beach people at?!

Can confirm about the Caspar Babypants bangers, and would also like to add Secret Agent 23 Skidoo for totally amazing kidhop, his daughter even raps with him.

That hashbrown crust is like, perfect! That looks awesome!

~psychedelic music interlude~

New fave Christmas jam - Megan Trainor feat. Earth, Wind and Fire - Holidays

All time fave - Dominick the Donkey

Please never again - Mariah Carey anything.

It’s like you’re looking right at me with these things, damn!

That is infuriating!

No.

A…fleshy?!

How dare you!

Sloths and praying mantis’ can fuck right off, they give me the creeps!

Same but I don’t use a knife, you can just snap bananas in half with your bare hands!

You really did get used to it in the sense that I don’t remember it making me sick to be around it(my parents, aunt and grandma all smoked around me from birth to about 14 when I was diagnosed with asthma). But now if I’m around any cigarette smoke at all I’m sick for at least a week (congestion, cough, sinus shit) and I don’t know how I rode in a car as a child with 4 adults ripping butts. Disgusting.

Background-sleep-noise people unite! I have a sound app that has tons of options, like boiling mud is a choice, but no star trek warp core! What a missed opportunity, I wonder if I would prefer it to the"red noise" option I use 🤔