Fuck off mum

A lot of budget Airlines (in Europe: Ryanair, EasyJet etc) try to cut costs of airport service and one way they do that is to accept bus transport or walk out to board.

Environmentally friendly

A poll of Poles?

Brexit I guess. I haven’t lived in the UK for 30 years so I try and get over it, but…

Reminds me of my grandmother’s famous cry… in waking up at random times during a movie or TV show

"is he dead yet? "

I thought that until the day a french friend of mine sent a bottle back because he didn’t like it. I’m still not over the audacity of that moment

Akakakakakak

Flying

teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men

Ftfy

Bollocks

Definitely a slur

So do they support plasticine action now?

Hoplite - hex dungeon puzzle Spelltower - word puzzle X-COM (on a bigger screen)

As the nurse said to the Russian, stirring her tea with the other hand

Always has been

I just fucking KNEW that some nerd would turn up and explain that to me.

Ta.

I skipped a word in that title and read

Stop using VPNs to watch porn, ministers told

Which i prefer, honestly

Telephones