burgermeister

Well it’s a concept of a plan

A joint and a laptop

40 minutes well spent…?

It helps to think of yourself in a third person sense, and think of your third person self as a good friend whose emotions and desires you try to anticipate and satisfy. Then you can extend a little bit of that to other people.

Well, boy howdy!

Nazis aren’t allowed to have Star Trek references in their username, straight to jail with him.

One way to measure success as an adult can be how much spare money you have and how much spare time your job gives you. In the last few years I have finally gotten into a position where I can afford to pursue some extra hobbies, buy the latest video game, and take the occasional vacation. I feel like I finally am at the place where I wanted to be as a child, but it’s even cooler because I can drink and make my own decisions.

Gotta wake rule

Beautiful

Dick not big enough 😢

From a distance though

How can these be damaged or made inoperable?

They fly now?

Hey it’s a Jimmy Neutron character

Honestly the whole “if there’s no god then how do you know right from wrong” argument is astounding to me, I don’t know how someone can say that with a straight face.

What’s your mother’s maiden name and the make/model of your first car also?

Every fucking folder in the file share has one of these

OK how long until it kicks in?

Dope

The Rockefeller Street night core remix