Start investing in Iron Lung companies. Their stock price is about to go way up.

Making Polio Great Again! (For the stock price must always go up)

When’s the next story about Adobe sending a cease and desist letter for using their software in an unapproved manner. 3… 2… 1……

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Be careful with savings accounts. I made an account in elementary school at a local bank. I had a couple hundred dollars in the account. However because I was not making money, I stopped adding pocket change. At some point Chase bought out the local bank. In that merger Chase changed my account from a no-fee student savings account to a maintence account. With that change, Chase started taking $5 a month! One day I got a statement that said they closed the account because of insufficient funds. The bastards stole all my money! So make sure there are no fees for non-use or some stupid crap like that.

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Are the only people using these stupid fascitaxi “influencers”?

I know someone that could get a lot of return on investment for some nice sized, tasteful, boulders in their yard. The larger and deeper the better.

If your paying rent and such from a checking account. I recommend a Fidelity Cash Management account. It’s a checking account with an interest rate (currently at 2.19%), so the money sitting in there before your rent payment happens it’s making (some) money.

Wonder when will this be added to https://killedbygoogle.com?