The whiskers are so long!!!

Oopsie, this ambulance is out of network

Blobin

Could have a non disparagement clause in their former agreement

What do it mean

My work once sent me to Madrid. I only have some high school Spanish.

I had a cold at the time and soon ran out of cough drops. My coworker told me where I could buy some more, and what to ask for.

When I got to the store, apparently I misremembered what he told me to say. I said to the woman, “quiero caramelos de mentales.”

She looked at me confused. I tried again, slower: “caramellos…de…mentales?”

She seemed a bit alarmed. She said something in Spanish. I said “lo siento, no comprendo.”

She called over her coworker, who asked me “what are you looking for?”

I said, “cough drops.” She looked confused. “Cough…drops? What is it?” I tried “caramelos de mentales” again, no success, just confusion.

Then I remembered I had some wrappers in my pocket so I pulled one out and showed her. Suddenly they both beamed with understanding. “Ohhh! Caramelos mentolados! You were asking for ‘brain candies.’ She thought you wanted something illegal.”

John Pinette: “I don’t know what gluten is but apparently it’s delicious”

I think what Prole is saying is that it shouldn’t fall to the library in the first place. The city should be responsible for finding a solution. I don’t think their comment was opposed to your actions (although I also initially interpreted it that way).

Hades

Hades 2

Same. HP could stand for “heaping pile.”

Is that so? The bottom of a glass is glass. But the ocean is not the glass; it’s the water in the glass. You wouldn’t say that the bottom of the water in the glass is made of glass.

IT’S LOVELY WEATHER FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUU

Tilley hat for me as well. The sun and I are not really friends

Conspiracy by Big Jenga

Also JP, but with Jaws as a close second

I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth

Your move, holy man

April 16th, 1178 B.C. : the day Odysseus returns in the Odyssey.

https://www.universetoday.com/15253/homers-odyssey-may-chronicle-ancient-eclipse/.

Pretty neat

That…actually sounds cool? So why is this considered a mistake?

2 - 3 year old model is effectively brand new but a lot cheaper.

I’ve always heard this, but where is this actually true? When I bought a Camry like a decade ago, I could get a brand new one for $19.5k or used ones with 50k miles on them for…$18k. so yeah I paid the extra 1.5k to not have to deal with potential random shit.

When my wife bought her car a few years ago it was a similar situation. The only used cars that were “a lot cheaper” had like 100k miles.