The “two guys burger shop burger”.
Maaaate, your burger is shit. It’s a precariously stacked abomination that’s 8 inches tall, has two ruined patties and half a cup of smoky bbq sauce and melted cheese on it, and then you decided that what it really needed was enough chilli on it so that all you can taste is burning.












Agreed.
If I have to dislocate my jaw to try and eat the burger then at that point I’d rather use a knife and fork.