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What was said, from the article:

Local 4 News in Detroit broadcast portions of the recording. In it, a speaker identified as Bally is heard saying, “We have s**t for f***king poor people. Who buys our s**t? I don’t buy Campbell’s products barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the f**‘s in it.”

He also referenced “bioengineered meat,” saying, “I don’t wanna eat a piece of chicken that came from a 3D printer.”

The recording, which lasted longer than an hour and 15 minutes, included what Garza said was a “disgusting” rant alleged to be made by Bally about his coworkers: “F***ing Indians don’t know a f***ing thing,” and “Like they couldn’t think for their f***ing selves,” it said in part.

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I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that a freshly cut rose is your favorite flower, and that you’ve got several potted cacti about your home.

Universe: I need a benchmark for the absolute very worst of the species called human

Conservatives: ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND HOLY SHIT WE’RE STANDING RIGHT FUCKING HERE

Holy snapping duckshit, they’re deranged beyond all ability to measure. Subhuman primates banging rocks for fun.

From the article, link to the song.

Point lasers at the Russians. Many lasers, from many directions.

Based Eesti

If it’s an appropriately themed potluck, then possibly. If you’re doing it to be weird, then… well, you’re weird.

Well that shit magically turns into the actual flesh and fucking blood of a god’s son, so I’m really not clear on what the fuck you’re complaining about, god-eater.

Corporates: well yeah, enough whipping should make the horse move, and more whips should make it move faster than one whip, so what’s the problem? Also, make sure the bottled water in the chariot is Essentia because I own stock in Nestle.

Based

god…damn…it…so…fucking…cloooooose…

Where do they capture the pools? From unsuspecting people’s back yards? Is there a pool farm where pools are bred in captivity? How do they tame the wild pools? So many pool questions.

Hey that’s Luna Crunchy Cat on YouTube lol she has her own channel for her crunchy face!

Of course there is. We’re in it.

“You know that asteroid that almost destroyed Earth in the 90s? Turns out the whole thing was secretly created by Michael Bay, who then PAID Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to look heroic while blowing it up!” – the xkcd’s alt text

Bro got mismatched leggings, is completely missing a shoe, that thing on his head, and he out there wondering why he ain’t gettin any smfh yeah the swans laughing their tail feathers off at his dumb ass.

I could drop all the acid in the world and still not come up with a take this fucking deranged.