Or dropped in a peat bog dressed in medieval knights armor clutching a modded gameboy color.

Misery.

Wait, hang on, sorry, I spelled that wrong. Missouri.

He wasn’t supposed to be in the room. There was a scan in progress when he entered.

Seems to me all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength placed opposite of, and perhaps a bit closer to the doorway, to pull intruders away from the MRI room.

Great, well, in that case, we can call it and give everyone some time back. Thanks all.

Just picked up clover seeds. I’m pleased to read this.

If you’ll notice the arterial nature of the blood coming from the hole in my head, you can assume that we’re all having a real lousy day.

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That’s a good one. Mine is the Wilhelm scream, damn near startles the life out of me sometimes.

Infuriating

"Omggg I can’t believe they make you work on Easter! That’s awful…

… anyyyywayyyys, I’ll get a double gecko burger, and uhhhh, a side of quail eggs and a large diet Dr. Weasel… thanks!"

Needs more micro greens. Handfuls and heaps of micro greens and micro carrots

hagiography

1: biography of saints or venerated persons

neat word, thanks

Beam me up, Professor Falken!

Lmao saaaame

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I said satay.

Eat the last tiny bit if your satay, dear.

Log on for the day. Can’t connect to vpn. Last minute meeting invite appears.