


A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.





Looks like it’s saying " Did you just take a fucking picture of me?"
The fun thing is, you’ve probably already eaten horse.


Dun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun, dun dun
Dun dun dun dun dun,
Dun dun, dun


Fuck off cunt, no we don’t!


Ninja turtles pizza always looked like it tasted amazing.


I’m Aussie, we call them cunts here.


Lol the original Harry kim, but like even in the show, I legit thought his character being secretly depressed but trying to hide it was a part of his characters lore.
Explain this to my dumbass please.


Dominic Keating has resting “heavily depressed dude trying to pretend he’s not heavily depressed” face.


Well looks like sales of googly eyes are about to go through the roof.
We must googly eye EVERYTHING!


I plot my revenge on the people who slight me.


Fuck the bible.
I tried, but I kept getting paper cuts.
Tree fiddy is still king.
Me: Just one small coffee thanks.
America:

Leave some lettuce leaves out and check to see if she’s nibbled on them throughout the night.


James be Tobin Deez nuts!


When I can’t find the oil I brought a few months ago.


Moooooom, the worst part of Will and Grace is whinging again.