dumpster_dove [he/him]

Not on this list but I’ve heard that Azire is similar to Mullvad but with port forwarding. Supposedly they lack some other features, though.

Curly failed to meet the quota

critical support for grok discovering the Hitler particle

Hey now, if you’re not born the strongest you could always steal the DNA of the strongest guy and do evil scientist stuff with it. Because talent is in the DNA :Orochimaru: :calipers: :Hashirama:

We’ve all heard the story of the falling apple, but did you know Newton figured out light while trying to make an album cover?

Missed opportunity to name it “Flying Amanita”

The action man toy who has physically merged with my brain says you’ll never get him

If you really got nothing to hide then why do you close the door when you use the public toilet?

“Cancer, and Wolf” is that a gangster duo or something?

Which is why you need to keep your Hippo INDOORS

“All according to toshi keikaku”

TL note: toshi keikaku means urban planning

Length isn’t everything you know. Unlike me, a humpback could hardly take a bus to the town square to release their mating call from the most efficient location

While you were out chasing booty, I studied the bootloader. While you were partying, I mastered the fstab

Missed opportunity to sneak Amigara Fault in there

Back in the day, there used to be Swedish politicians worth assassinating. That’s gotta count for something

First distro: Arch

Flying real close to the sun there

That’s why I only use hardware

Facebook messenger for work

Back in 2018 the world got to shake its head and move on as Palestinians marched in protest against the Israeli occupation. It was great target practice for the IDF as they got to shoot thousands of protestors, medics and journalists. Palestinians should keep doing this until the world shakes its head so hard that Israel will start feeling bad for killing people that they don’t consider people.