This augers ill …

YouTube is like ICE. Gradually increasing abuses so people don’t revolt.

Poor thing is constantly stressed.

“I’m covered in balls and I can’t chase any of them!”

And Mr Krabs’ daughter is a whale.

Depressing realisation about life: It ends.

Positive benefits about life: It ends.

Because the left is so dope!

Laudable, but the navy won’t care. And Kegsbreth might confuse them for fishermen.

Tattoos are fun.

Ha Ha! Whee!

Musk is responsible for this. Remember a few weeks ago when he made Grok put everyone in bikinis? Of course, Florida is now copying it IRL. And as usual, it’s the poor bloody matinee … mantit … blobbly wobblies that suffer!

Curious. Because, ironically …

Oh suuuure!

So applicants are being judged by AIs with all the training of a Facebook, "What your browser says about you’ quiz?

I never farted quietly when I was younger, I’m not about to start now!

Man, everything has to be instant these days. What about readopting the leisurely pace of bulletin boards?

Some of those lawmakers are probably old enough to have protested Elvis hip thrusting back when he started out.

There’s a name for these kinds of people: Fuddy Duddies

Describes Musk and his god complex perfectly.

Newsvibing?

“Conan! What is best in life?”

“To have your cat choose to come up to you and spend time with you of its own volition because it loves you!”

I never saw as many celebrities with cooking shows.

Bear Grylls protested this.